Dear yellow-eyed girl: My name is Billy and I saw you the other day at the merry-go-‘round. I think you are very pretty and I like your blue dress and the songs you sing about angels.
My mom says your dad is scary but I think he is strong and nice like a comic book hero. I got you a gift and put it in in the basement where nobody will find it.
The secret code for the door is one-oh-eight-oh. I hope you like it. I will wave to you next time I see you so you know it it’s me.